4.24.2008

Wallpaper

Stripping wallpaper sucks the life out of you. Soaking, scrubbing, rubbing, ripping, cajoling each tiny piece of adhesive, scraping the fibers of life from your being. Be aware of the following suggestions:

1) Hey, let's just put this border right on the dry wall without painting the wall first. Surely no one will ever want to take it down.
2) Hey, let's just paint right over the top of this portion of the border. I bet no one will ever notice.
3) I've got an idea, let's put this wooden chair rail up on top of the border. That way it will never come off.
4) Let's find the ugliest prints of pastel flowers and fruit we can buy; I bet it will really brighten up this tiny bathroom space.
5) I don't really like that old border; let's just put a new border on top of it.

6) Hmmm, instead of washing the walls, let's just cover up the dirt with wallpaper.
7) Oooo, instead of cutting around the window trim with the border, let's just paper right over top of it. That way the window trim will bled in with the wall. Yeah!

Take the wall paper away from the crazy people and RUN in the other direction!

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